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From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

 

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

 

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Danny Mills is fucking unreal like. God only knows how the BBC ended up using him as one of their go-to football people. Genuinely embarrassing for all parties.

 

Agreed.

 

 

Meanwhile...

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From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

 

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

 

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

:lol: that's amazing.

 

 

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From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

 

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

 

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

 

That's like a Viz top tip.

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From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

 

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

 

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

 

:lol:

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From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

 

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

 

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

 

That's like a Viz top tip.

 

Yes. :lol:

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:lol: The thought of Danny fucking Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like.

 

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What about...no

Could they sign up for the army? Hmmm, then who would play the football?

Sending them their wages is always a good idea.

SHIT! Lisa, hold my calls! (Lisa: No one ever rings, Danny) JUST HOLD THEM!

Temporary tattoos *examines own hand*

Mills, you've done it again! *slowly but intensely sniffs garage rag*

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Should just get the England strip tattooed onto their bodies including the poppy and play naked imo.

Poppycock!

 

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Could the poppies feasibly leave the atmosphere and be hologram'd onto the players from space using a satellite tracking system?

 

 

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This is much more light hearted than the thread on this on RTG.

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There's actually a lot of good material here: paint poppies on their fingernails, dim the stadium lights and have glow in the dark UV poppies/semen stains on the shirts, poppy-stained teeth - everyone smiles when the anthem plays, GOB-style tearaway clothing, poppy-patterned never-nude underwear at full-time....

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Danny Mills is a moron. I'm sure I mention it every time someone else mentions him, but Thierry Henry mugging the clogger off with ease, after he was all riled up trying to kick lumps out of Henry was one of the best and pure moments of sporting justice I can remember. Thoroughly humiliated in front of tens of thousands, and his professional career rightly defined by it. Twat.

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