B-more Mag

Elie Mystal is fantastic.

This costume needs more racism, but a non sequitur. What can we do? Dreadlocks.

I've never really paid attention--just go on autopilot and it's open. Now that this is in my head, the next time I try to open something is bound to be an absolute shit show of weird stances and elbow angles.

I'm Certainly Convinced It's Too Far Beyond Meat brand, plant-based, protein patties have quite the unique aftertaste.

All the members of the Wu-Tang Clan are now at least 50. Super.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand . . . now I'm remembering @Froggy rims ants. Fuck my brain.

Can't get enough of Ameritoon's disdain for DE.

N-O Chat: "The Little Things in Life" B-more's stupid fucking head: "Ants"

And I'm now forced to contemplate that there's also a cuckolding element at play.

Looks like 6-16 days, according to this. My blood still feels a-ok, but, then again, I'm only four days in. Of course, I'm also not a woman.